plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed.
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
I love doing my thing while someone else is in the room doing their thing. Like if you come over and you want to sit by the window and read while I sit on the floor drawing something and listening to a cd that would be very nice.
Remember when there was a guy-on-guy kiss on Drake and Josh and no one gave a shit?
i dunno man i think drake gave at least a third of a shit
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
Rapunzel is the only Disney Princess to have green eyes, and the second Disney heroine to have green eyes after Esmeralda.
Well, there is Dean, but he isn’t from Disney.
But Dean is a pretty princess.
I don’t watch Supernatural but now i want to
run. run and never look back
run bitch run
5,600 people who probably shouldn’t be on Tumblr right now~
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omg i’m scREAMING OMG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
if the polar bear express isnt in your top 3 christmas movies then leave this earth immediately
polar bear express
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.