It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
oh my god
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
are you finished with that anime yet?
NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
to install iOS8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps, photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.
White people are endlessly twisted
Like this is what I mean. Racist white people? yes. All white people? No. The generalization of a race negatively empowers the separation of humans as a species.
Somebody put a white tears gif
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
why he lick me
All these shows are coming back everyday and everyone is so excited and the newsroom fandom is over here like
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele