Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

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High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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xenodile:

cityapproves:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5d86h7T31qbc1r8.jpg

are you finished with that anime yet?

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NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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channeleon:

to install iOS8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps, photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

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leauxcalbelle:

weloveblackgirls:

littlelove57:

weloveblackgirls:

White people are endlessly twisted

Like this is what I mean. Racist white people? yes. All white people? No. The generalization of a race negatively empowers the separation of humans as a species.

Somebody put a white tears gif

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sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

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not-all-the-prayers:

All these shows are coming back everyday and everyone is so excited and the newsroom fandom is over here like

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biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

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